Wednesday's Watchings

April showers bring us new episodes picking up where the strike left off. Yay!

First off, thumbs down to the Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious, which totally pulled a bait and switch on me on Monday. I was promised some bitches dancing on a boat and instead I got a clip show. Even worse, a lame clip show. And I think the next new episode isn't until April 9. What the heck, man?

Big Brother (CBS) - Eviction night.

America's Next Top Model (CW) - This week is "go-sees" where the girls are given a strict time to return and inevitably, half of them miss the deadline and are disqualified from the challenge. Oh and someone gets hurt!

Supernanny (ABC) - If you homeschool your four children, you might get what you ask for.

Criminal Minds (CBS) - It's back. I've missed it so much!

American Idol (Fox) - Dolly Parton performs.

Top Chef (Bravo) - A film-themed dinner hosted by Richard Roeper.

Men in Trees (ABC) - Guest star Morgan Fairchild! She wants the movie rights to Marin's life. I hope she plays a bitch who wants the movie rights to Marin's life.

Daytime Highlight: Jenny McCarthy on Ellen.

Late Night Highlights: Clooney on Letterman; Steve Carell on Leno.