Things Are Looking Up

It's been a rough couple days around the Musings home offices, but perhaps the healing is on the way. And, special thanks to Mrs. Los Fitz and the newly-named, Shirtless Dangordit! (courtesy of the ever-awesome Sally, though I added the shirtless part because otherwise that's creepy and weird and not cute at all) who helped the healing with wonderful IM conversations, excerpted here:

Mrs. Los Fitz (accepting my response for not posting this week): you better be in tip top shape after this weekend and your gatorosas with shirtless dangordit

Shirtless Dangordit! (in response Mrs Los Fitz's comment that I shared): Tip top shape after the weekend? I doubt it. You'll be recovering through Wednesday afternoon.

I hope the Murphy Family is ready for the chaos that is going to descend upon them around 1:00 PM, Saturday.

Things Are Right on Track

Hoping to do a longer post later - many things to catch up on, but not a lot of time to work on quality posts. But in the meantime - really loving today's MSN.com horoscope. Fairytale romance, indeed.

Are you single, dear Pisces? If so, today you might just fall in love at first sight. You may have been frustrated lately by the lack of interesting people who are available, but today you could meet someone one who seems just too perfect for words. And you can rest assured: the attraction is mutual! On the other hand, if you're already involved, you can expect a revival of the fairytale type of romance between you and your significant other. Enjoy!

The Universe is Just Phoning It In

According to MSN.com, my horoscope for today is the same as yesterday. Can that be? Doesn't seem right to me.

Generally speaking, this should be quite a good day for you, dear Pisces. You should have no problem setting a fast pace and sticking to it. There are opportunities in the strange and bizarre. Don't limit yourself by thinking narrow-mindedly. Let the electricity of the day lighten up the atmosphere and give your attitude the jolt it needs to get back on target. Be open to new ideas.

It's All Coming Together - Maybe

Oh no! So much pressure now to make sure I'm in the right place at the right time today.

A lucky break of some kind, or the attainment of a long-desired goal, could bring about sudden beneficial changes in your lifestyle. A change of scene or abode might possibly be involved. Your living conditions could be improved, dear Pisces, and new and influential friends could come into your life. This is definitely the day to expect the unexpected, when you might find yourself in the right place at the right time to meet the right person. Go with the flow!

And I didn't read it until after I got to work. What if I've already missed the unexpected? Thanks a lot MSN.Com horoscope. Though, I should be thankful it's not telling me I'm full of rage again like last week.

Apparently, I'm Still Full of Hostility

Sorry to continue with the MSN.com horoscopes, but I am just so amused at how hostile they are lately. Here's today's:

It will be hard for you to get control of your thoughts today, dear Pisces. More than likely, your thinking is very haphazard. Your mind is off and running in many different directions. You get one idea that instantly leads to something else, and off you go again. People who can't keep up with your quick mind might be left in the dust, but you don't care. If they can't keep up, that is their problem, not yours.

What is my problem?

Rounding Out This Week in Horoscopes

There seems to be a pattern in my MSN.com horoscopes this week - love and rage. Today, more love.

Powerful feelings of love and passion could prove overwhelming today, dear Pisces, causing you to long not only for a romantic encounter with a lover, but for commitment and marriage as well. A wedding may actually take place - perhaps your own, but possibly that of someone close to you. If you aren't currently attached - or even if you are - this could prove frustrating. Hang in there and love will come - perhaps when you least expect it.

Um, I Thought The Gym Last Night Fixed My Rage Issues?

Not according to my MSN.Com horoscope. And we all know these things are totally and completely true.

It appears that today, and for the past several days, you have been building up internal tension which has been denied an outlet. As a result, your fuse is likely to be somewhat short. In fact, dear Pisces, if anyone is unfortunate enough to provoke your anger by criticizing your work, you're liable to explode like a bundle of dynamite. Without doubt, there's a storm brewing! Try to weather it as best you can.

Again, don't say you weren't warned if I unleash a can of whoop-ass on you at some point today.

My Mojo Is Indeed Back (Cause Internet Horoscopes Don't Lie)

My horoscope for today, courtesy of MSN.com.

Today marks the day of a planetary change that will boost your success in the department of love and romance for the next few weeks, dear Pisces. During this time, you will find yourself feeling like the Star of the Ball during every party you attend. This is an excellent time for you to throw a huge celebration in your home or simply spend a great deal of intimate time with a romantic partner.

Look out world! Don't say you weren't warned.

What's the Universe Trying to Tell Me Now?

I'm back from vacation and will give you an update/recap later this week, but here's an article to tide you over in the meantime. I think those of you who know me will find it amusing as well.

In Praise of Bald Men by Nina Malkin (on MSN.Com)

Get Off My Back, Universe!

Today you might be feeling a bit tense, dear Pisces, and you probably won't be able to understand why. The secret? It's the planets! You might tend to jump at unexpected noises, or take offense where none is intended. Relations with others might be a little strained, necessitating some communication about how you're feeling. Try to work off the tension by taking a brisk walk, or perhaps working out at the gym.

In the past eight days, I've been to the gym five times. What more do you want from me, planets?

Congratulations to Mr. & Mrs. LaPage

So, my trip to Utica was quite delightful. Angela and Chris are so happy and in love. And you'll see below, Angela was looking super steamy hot. Everything about the day and night was just perfect. I'm so glad I got to share in it with them.

Behold:

So, I guess that means I'll be napping this weekend...

Who am I to argue with my msn.com homepage horoscope?

You shouldn't work as hard as you do! You might have a lot of energy, but your body needs to rest from time to time. There is more to life than work! Try to schedule some time off to relax and recharge your batteries. You will need to be in the best of shape pretty soon. The action is just around the corner, and you will need all capacities.

I wonder what kind of action is coming up? I hope it involves more napping.