Tis the Season!!!

So many parts of this are my favorite, but the #1 favorite thing might just be that Tracy Morgan doesn't have any sort of instrument or anything.

Merry Christmas, Musings friends!

Single Life Snapshot #1 - Refrigerator

Playlist: Kristen's Oasis

I'm not the only one who moved this fall. Miss Kristen left NYC for greener pastures too, aka garage parking in NJ. In honor of her new oasis, I created a sweet playlist. Behold.

1. Let it Rock - Kevin Rudolf
2. That's Not My Name - The Ting Tings
   
3. White Liar - Miranda Lambert
   
4. Whyawannabringmedown - Kelly Clarkson
   
5. Best Days of Your Life - Kellie Pickler
   
6. How Does It Feel - Keri Hilson
   
7. Be Wary of a Woman - Darius Rucker
8. I Need a Lover - Pat Benatar
9. Good Girls Go Bad - Cobra Starship feat. Leighton Meester
10. Live Your Life - T.I. feat. Rihanna
11. I'm Coming Out - Diana Ross
12. I Gotta Feeling - Black Eyed Peas
13. Say Hey (I Love You) - Michael Franti
14. Ain't No Mountain High Enough - Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell
15. Reach Out, I'll Be There - The Four Tops
16. Who Loves You - Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons
17. Friends in Low Places - Garth Brooks
18. Time for Change - Motley Crue
19. Popular - Kristin Chenoweth
    

What a Difference a Year Makes

This time last year, I lived in New York City. I was getting ready to go to Utica for Christmas. My father was still in Afghanistan.

Now? My dad came home on New Year's Eve 2009. I've moved to Albany. I have a (wonderful!) new job. I live in a 2-bedroom apartment! Two bedrooms! One for me! One for my stuff! Plus a living room, kitchen and bathroom! And, a driveway! For my new car! And for my parents' car because THEY are coming HERE for Christmas!

Exhibit A: New Car

I see my brother and his family 2-3 times a week, instead of once every 2-3 months. I have a Christmas tree (artificial) that is triple the size of my old tree. I have room to unpack summer AND winter clothes. Or, I would if I had more furniture. Little by little, I'll get there.

It's not all roses. I lost Fred Thompson after I moved here. I miss the city. I miss my friends and being able to meet up for lunch or for a drink after work at a moment's notice. The Fitzes had a baby in October - I haven't met him yet - and do not get me started on how long it has been since I last saw Max.

But, Johnnie Mac and I are looking forward to what 2010 brings. New exciting challenges at work. Friday Night Lights viewing parties with Dan and Char. Trips to NYC for fun and laughs. A visit with the expanded Fitzes. New babies for the Murphy's and LaPage's. ROAD TRIPS! And that's just Q1, kids. If all goes as planned, 2010 is going to be a banner year. I hope you'll stick around to hear all about it.

The Debut of Johnnie Mac

I'm pleased to present Fred Thompson's successor, John McCain, aka Johnnie Mac. Johnnie got a new bowl and cool new orange and clear stones. He seems to be settling in nicely and I hope to have him around for longer than 6 months.

RIP, Fred

Here is the last photo taken of beloved fish Fred Thompson, who left us just over a week ago. He was big and red and feisty, but it appears my relocation upstate was just too much for him.

So long, Fred. You are missed.

Happy Halloween!

Hopefully, I'll have some pics of the nieces after tomorrow. Have a safe and happy halloween, everybody!

Kitchen

Master Bedroom, Part B

Master Bedroom, Part A

2nd Bedroom/Office

Living Room, Part B

Living Room, Part A

Cute Kid Alert: Chloe Lynne

Had a great day today celebrating the next Miss Pretty - Chloe Lynne, who will be joining us in November.

I'm so excited to meet the little diva-in-training!

Congrats to my gorgeous cousin Tiff and her wonderful husband Chris!

Are You Ready For Some Football?

I hate football. I feel like it takes forever and I'm never quite clear what is going on. But, I like good food, like chili, ribs, wings and chips with various dips. And I like beer (in a blind taste test, Bud Light is my actual favorite). And I like fun people like Dangordit and his family. And that is how I ended up inviting myself to Gordit Giants Day last fall.

See if you can spot me in the picture below, representing my family football allegiance.

The football hardly bugged me at all and I had a super fun day with some awesome people.

I'm hoping to get invited back this year. Or at least get a copy of the 2009 cookbook because these people sure know how to do it up right.

Some Happiness for Today

Time for a smile - Miss Sally enjoying a little Starbucks following preschool open house.

In Remembrance - September 11, 2001

This isn't going to be my most eloquent post. I find words to be inadequate today. Eight years ago, the journey my family was on took a sudden turn, as did the journeys of so many other families. I was in NYC that day. My memories are of that. The story doesn't end there. New York City and the World Trade Center was only the beginning.

Remembering September 11, 2001 - a nice piece on remembering at the Pentagon.

President Bush Launches Attack on Afghanistan - I was going to pull some of my favorite quotes from this speech, but realized it was going to be nearly the entire speech. I will pull this "We did not ask for this mission, but we will fulfill it." and this "We will not waver; we will not tire; we will not falter; and we will not fail. Peace and freedom will prevail."

My journey got me to safety that day. Ultimately, it took my father to Afghanistan, but that had a happy ending as well - my family members are all safe, happy, healthy and on US soil today. Not all families were that lucky. And so many families are still in the middle of their journey.

Please take a minute and remember those lost eight years ago and in the time since, as well as those still in the struggle.

Photo from www.september-11th.us

Robbie Williams - Bodies

Song Quiz Results and Winner!

I'm Baaack! Don't despair, dear readers. Just because I haven't been on Musings, it doesn't mean I've been living in a cave. I've done some very fun and very awesome things this summer - some to report here and some not. :)

First things first - long overdue winner announcement to my song challenge.

And the big Musings winner, with 15 points, is Kristen!!! Congratulations! I owe you a prize, to be determined by me. I bet you are beside yourself with excitement. Below are the answers for all readers.

1. You better watch who you talking about, running your mouth like you know me – Nelly: #1
2. I don’t mind you coming here and wasting all my time. – The Cars: Just What I Needed
3. Shot through the heart and you’re to blame. – Bon Jovi: You Give Love a Bad Name
4. I used to ride with a vending machine repairman – Sheryl Crow: Everyday is a Winding Road
5. There’s a time and place for everything, for everyone – Van Halen: I Can’t Stop Loving You
6. Homeboy, I came to party - your girl was looking at me. – NORE: Nuthin
7. I’m lying alone with my head on the phone. – Air Supply: All Out of Love
8. They’re picking up the prisoners and putting them in a pen. – Don Henley: All She Wants to Do is Dance
9. Cause you’re beautiful (like no other). – George Michael: Flawless (Go To The City)
10. Are you ready for the new sensation? Well, here’s the shot heard ‘round the world. – David Lee Roth: Yankee Rose
11. There’s another world inside of me that you may never see. – Three Doors Down: When I’m Gone
12. I never meant to cause you any sorrow. – Prince: Purple Rain
13. Work ourselves, fingers to the bone, suck the marrow, drain your soul. – Dave Matthews Band: Pay For What You Get
14. When you first left me, I was wanting more. – Lily Allen: Smile
15. Oh, you gonna take me home tonight. – Queen: Fat Bottomed Girls
16. When I start making love, I don’t just make love. – Clarence Carter: Strokin’
17. Love, I get so lost sometimes. – Peter Gabriel: In Your Eyes
18. Well, I see him on the TV - preaching about the promised lands. – Poison: Something to Believe In
19. Load up on guns, bring your friends. – Nirvana: Smells Like Teen Spirit
20. I live my life like there’s no tomorrow. – Van Halen: Running with the Devil
21. I won’t let you down, I will not give you up. – George Michael: Freedom
22. Living easy, living free, season ticket on a one-way ride. – AC/DC: Highway to Hell
23. When I come to the club, step aside. – Fergie: London Bridge
24. Captured effortlessly, that’s the way it was. – Chaka Khan: Ain’t Nobody
25. Here is the money that I owe you. – Everclear: I Will Buy You a New Life

I may try and do this again, but I promise to be more timely in posting results next time. Thanks to all readers who played along.

Boilermaker 2009 Finish

We really did it! Thunder and Lightning finished the 2009 Boilermaker and here's the footage to prove it. Once you take into account the 11:30 minutes it took us to cross the start line, you end up with my official time of 1:57:46 and my dad followed just 5 seconds later.

In the following video, skip to last minute and you will see my dad on the upper left corner - in a grey shirt and his army hat. In the last 43 seconds I come in on the bottom right - orange tank. I cross, smile and turn to see my dad.

UPDATE: The player doesn't seem to be working. Here's a link to the clip: http://www.wktv.com/boilermaker/50545952.html

Contest Closes Tomorrow

Just a reminder, the Song Challenge ends tomorrow. It's still yours to lose, reader! Yes, you!

Song Quiz!

I saw this on a couple other blogs and have been wanting to do it here for a while. I set my MP3 on shuffle and below are the first lines to the next 25 songs. Post your guesses in the comments (or email me). Points will be given for song title and artist (50 points total). The person with the most right answers will get a prize, to be determined by me. Ooh! So enticing, I know.

All guesses must be received by midnight on Friday, July 10 (Eastern Time). And no cheating on the internet, people! Or by looking at other people's posted answers. Have some integrity.

1. You better watch who you talking about, running your mouth like you know me.
2. I don’t mind you coming here and wasting all my time.
3. Shot through the heart and you’re to blame.
4. I used to ride with a vending machine repairman.
5. There’s a time and place for everything, for everyone.
6. Homeboy, I came to party - your girl was looking at me.
7. I’m lying alone with my head on the phone.
8. They’re picking up the prisoners and putting them in a pen.
9. Cause you’re beautiful (like no other).
10. Are you ready for the new sensation? Well, here’s the shot heard ‘round the world.
11. There’s another world inside of me that you may never see.
12. I never meant to cause you any sorrow.
13. Work ourselves, fingers to the bone, suck the marrow, drain your soul.
14. When you first left me, I was wanting more.
15. Oh, you gonna take me home tonight.
16. When I start making love, I don’t just make love.
17. Love, I get so lost sometimes.
18. Well, I see him on the TV - preaching about the promised lands.
19. Load up on guns, bring your friends.
20. I live my life like there’s no tomorrow.
21. I won’t let you down, I will not give you up.
22. Living easy, living free, season ticket on a one-way ride.
23. When I come to the club, step aside.
24. Captured effortlessly, that’s the way it was.
25. Here is the money that I owe you.

Happy Fourth of July

In honor of our nation's birthday, I present to you Mr. James Brown and his song "Living in America." This song stands the test of the time.



Also, please take a minute to remember our soldiers, both near and far.

Thunder and Lightning Will Strike Again!

This little snippet appeared on the Boilermaker site today. Just over a week to go until the big day. Lord, beer me strength!

Listening Lounge Farewell: The Mamas & The Papas

Clearly, I'm not that regular in updating the sidebar any more, or since last fall for that matter. I'll be using my new blip.fm station to update the Listening Lounge moving forward.

Thunder and Lightning Strike Last‏

So this past weekend, I went upstate to celebrate Father’s Day and run the Summer Sizzle with my dad. As you know, I’ve been training for the Boilermaker – which is 9.3 miles – so a nice little five mile run three weeks before the main event seemed like a great idea.

The Summer Sizzle has prizes for family teams – mother/son, mother/daughter, husband/wife, etc., so my dad and I registered as a father/daughter team. Team name? Thunder (my dad) and Lightning (me). Oh yeah, baby! And the team name is especially great because most other teams have names like “Team Smith.” Suck on that, bitches!

Women and men run separate in this race, with women starting at 8:00 AM and men starting at 9:00 AM. I’ve been training for a while and was hoping to run this race in 65 minutes – a 13-minute mile. Respectable pace, nothing to be ashamed of, and great for me as I’ve only run outside a handful of times. So, that’s the goal.

Us, pre-race. So full of hope.

The women line up. I stay towards the back because I want my mom to get a good picture of me (what a blogger doesn’t do for her readers).

Check out my guns!

And then, I can’t catch up. I can see the last couple people, but most of the women are long gone.

You know what happens when you’re the last person in a race? It depends on the race. In some, you get followed by a police car, or an ambulance. In this race? You get followed by a person on a bike. For the entire five miles. A person on a bike right next to me. Sometimes going a little bit up ahead and circling back. Sometimes dropping behind me a bit. Sometimes putting on the brakes on the downhill to not get too far ahead of me. You know what that sounds like? “Squeak! Squeaakkkk! SQQQUUUEEEEAAAKKKK!”

You know what else happens when you’re last and being accompanied by the bicycle? With every traffic checkpoint you pass, you get to hear this exchange:

Cop directing traffic: This the last one?
Bike person: This is the last one.

So, there I am, running along, singing “Gimme Some Lovin” in my head to help me pace myself. And I’m dying to walk for a minute but feel all this pressure not to walk because PERSON ON A BIKE FIVE FEET AWAY!!!! And I periodically lose sight of all other runners, but it's cool because I've got a personal escort on a bike to give me directions - "you're going to turn left up here."

The course is actually kind of neat and takes you through a turnaround in the park about halfway through. As I come out of the turnaround (with my escort), approaching us are two fire/EMT guys on bikes.

Me: Are they here to make sure I'm not dead?
Bike person: They are always late.
EMT bike guy #1: Sorry we're late.
(No joke. That exchange actually happened.)

So, to recap, I'm just about to start my last two miles and I now have THREE PEOPLE ON BIKES FOLLOWING ME. They are very encouraging the entire time - "you're doing great," "I couldn't do this that's why I'm on a bike." But now I'm to the part of the run where I'm a little emotional. It's my first race over 5K. I know I'm last. I'm telling myself that it's okay to be last, no big deal, that the important part is that I'm feeling good and that I'm doing it. And I've got my entourage telling me I'm doing good. And I've got all the checkpoint traffic folks telling me I'm doing good. But the adrenaline is pumping and I'm getting emotional. And I'm trying really hard not to cry, which just makes me feel like I'm about to hyperventilate. It's a vicious, vicious circle. But no way in HELL am I going to let myself cry, because THERE ARE THREE PEOPLE ON BIKES and then it will be a "production." So, I slow down my pace for a couple minutes to try and catch my breath and then just keep on keeping on.

At this point, I'm in the last mile. And I figure I'm probably looking at a 75 minute run rather than a 65 minute run. But then I hear a clock tower signaling 9:00 AM and I think that maybe I'm not as far behind as I thought. And I know they are getting ready to start the men's race. My bike escort (the original) tells me to stay to the right because the race starts/ends on the same stretch of road and she doesn't want me to get plowed by all the men. So I'm in the home stretch.

Hey, Mom! Check out my entourage!

And I'm running, waiting for the men to start running towards me. And then I realize, they are HOLDING UP THE MEN'S RACE UNTIL I FINISH. Are you effin kidding me??? I've got three people on bikes behind me and now 82 men (give or take) waiting for me to finish before I can start? Can this get any more humiliating?

Yeah - see the 82 men lined up, waiting?

Thankfully, the answer is no. The guy who's job it is to start the race asks the men to give me a round of applause as I finish. I turn the corner towards the finish line and finish in 1:02:47 - just over 2 minutes LESS than the time I was hoping to finish in. AND - a perfectly respectable time!

In the meantime, my dad has started the race so I go wait with my mom for him to finish.

Here comes Thunder!

And here he is in the home stretch!

Thunder came in at 56:42, making our combined father/daughter time 1:59:39 (if my math is correct).

Note that his official time is different than the clock time.
Pretty sure that is my fault.

The winning father/daughter team time? 1:12:15.

All in all, we were both pretty pleased with our times and with how we felt when we finished.

Even so, Team Humphrey better watch their backs next year, because Thunder and Lightning strike last...

Anatomy of a Table Flip

I'm working on my entry about the weekend and promise it is worth the wait. In the meantime - check out my favorite scene from last week's Real Housewives of New Jersey finale, director's cut. The two-part reunion airs tonight and Thursday (and I'm sure 200 other times) and I cannot wait. If you haven't been watching, find thee a marathon STAT and learn all about "bubbies" and "chuckies." You won't be disappointed.

Fun at the Seattle Aquarium, Part One

I had a really great weekend at home and a ton of fun at the race with my parents yesterday. And I know I've said it before, but I really am going to try and be better about blogging with a little more frequency.

Here as proof that I'm not just feeding you the same line again, a video from my trip to the Seattle aquarium. The biggest freaking otters I've ever seen. But cute even so. Enjoy!

Text Message Hall of Fame Entry from My Mom

This just in from my mom. Too good not to share.

billy joel is back on the market. get going. you only have to stay 5 years. do not sign prenup.

She is a wise woman, y'all.

The Onion Has Video Clips!!!!

I didn't know this, but I'm so glad I found out today. Behold:


Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's

I Heart Will Ferrell (Part Two)

The jeopardy skit is finally online! Behold:

Guest Blogger Jason: The 2009 Scripps National Spelling Bee

Once again, everything you read here is the work of Jason.

NEETA IN 2010!!!

Yes, it’s me, yet again, guest blogging the 2009 Scripps National Spelling Bee. Happily, this years Spelling Bee wasn’t on a Friday night as last year, so I was ok with myself for being home and watching it (not that I have any plans for tomorrow night as of yet – anyone?).

As promised last year, I made sure that there was plenty of alcohol on hand. These items included beer (regular and GF of course); red and white wines; juices, soda and teas; as well as some hard liquors. I didn’t partake in all of them, but wanted to have a selection on hand just in case someone stopped by to watch with me.

So in my A-N-N-U-A-L fashion, here is what I learned this year:

S. I still can't spell for S-^-*-T.
Spell (spell) verb: name, write, or give the letters of words, syllables, etc.

P. I should've invited F-I-T-Z over tonight for the festivities - only she would've appreciated it. (At least I think she would, you know, never have met her and all.)

E. I don't have enough vowels in my name to become a Spelling Bee finalist.

L. My goal in the next year is to sit next to Tom Bergeron and provide the commentary for the 2010 Bee.

L. Babies should not be allowed in or near the stage area.

I. I’m happy for TIVO…as I flipped through a lot of the filler.
TIVO (tee-vo) noun: a company offering a branded subscription-based interactive television service that lets viewers program and control which television shows they watch and when; also, the service offered by this company.

N. Melanie should change her last name to Skye-Laine Lobsinger (seriously, at age 13, do you need that many names Serena?) – I E-N-C-O-U-R-A-G-E the rest of you to do that as well. Just think – Musings By MSkyeLL – it has a nice ring to it!

G. Is it over yet?

B. I could never have a blog to keep up with. I can barely come up with text for this tri-yearly one that I cover, let alone on a daily or weekly basis.

E. My word of the bee and I don’t know why – H-U-I-S-A-C-H-E
Huisache (wee-sah-chee) noun: a tropical and subtropical New World shrub, Acacia farnesiana, of the legume family, having clusters of fragrant, deep-yellow flower heads.

E. Neeta Chandak was my favorite of this Bee. Besides being from NY, she took her loss in stride after spelling D-E-R-R-I-N-G-U-E without the 2nd “R”, by comedically adding a “DING” at the end of it, knowing full well she was out!

Overall, not as exciting of a bee (or guest blog) as last year, but then again, can they ever top the prior year?

Until next time, this is the O-N-L-Y Musings Guest Blogger (aren’t you jealous KD?)…over and out! D-I-N-G!

We Bring the Party With Us!

Over the weekend, I went to visit my brother and his family for Memorial Day. Pictures will be coming soon, as soon as I determine if any of them are fit for posting on the internet. In the meantime, review the email below from the karaoke guy at the local watering hole. That's right - we got name checked. Woot! Woot!

Hi everyone,

I wanted to fire off this e-mail early because I'm on vacation tomorrow for a little R&R and some I&I. (the rumor about rehab is not true). I'll be back in the U.S.A. on June 4th and will be back at Chris-Tina's on the 6th. I may not get the chance to e-mail you again so please put this in your memory bank.

Last night was great. Thanks to everyone who came out. Especially the Clarks. Charlene brought her sister Melissa and Dan brought his sister Melanie. You guys are too much fun. Could you adopt me. I could be like a much older brother. Also let me mention the young group from the New College in NYC. I hope I got that right. They were up here competing with their debating team. Believe me when I tell you the debate is over. You guys rock. Mio please pass this message on to Suzy, Willie, Jim and Aubrey I hope I didn't miss anyone.

We sorely missed those of you who could not be there. I know that this a busy weekend. I hope everyone has a great Memorial Day weekend. Keep in mind the reason we celebrate. Remember the brave men and women who serve in the forces that guard our country and protect our way of life and especially those who made the ultimate sacrifice with their lives.

Summer has just begun. This means you/we should be extra thirsty. (amen) There is a remedy for that. Come to see us at Chris-Tina's and drink until you can sing like one of those American Idol people. I forgot their names already, but I won't forget yours. Make sure you have a designated driver. Yea! Pete I'm talking about you "the designated drunk". Thank you Mary.

On the following Sat. June 13th. my buddies "The Kopy Kats" will be at Chris-Tina's with some great 50's, early 60's and swing music. If this is your type of music as it is mine you will be sure to have a great time.

I almost forgot to mention that I not only do karaoke at Christina's, but have ventured out to doing pig roasts and Irish Wakes. Many of the local funeral parlors however have banned me from leaving my business card, but you can always be in touch with me by phone or e-mail. (Wow! I am impressed. I just did a spell check and got every word rite). Hope to see you on the 6th. As always 9:00pm -1:00am.

And - this isn't a one time thing, kids. Here's the email from the day after Charlene's birthday celebration:

Hello Family, Friends,In laws,Outlaws and mainly Karaoke lovers,

Sat. May 9th was great. We had a good turnout. It was Charlene's Birthday. I think she turned 30. I might be mistaken, but,she looked great. She and her husband Dan stop in when they can. You know they have to work. They are an awesome couple and sing some fantastic duets. They really rock.

You have to hear Chip. This man is 90 yrs. old. He's not on my e-mail list so he probably won't read this. He asked me if I had the song "Marajuanaville" by Mark Eddie which is a parody to "Margurateville" by Jimmy Buffett. Go figure, I had it. He raised the bar for the rest of the singers that followed . I also have to mention the ladies that sang my favorite song,"Baby Got Back". Man I thought I died and went to Karaoke Heaven. PLEASE COME BACK.

I have been doing Karaoke for about four years now and have saved enough money to go on a cruise. Yes this summer I will be going on the Captain JP. I understand it is a 3-4 hr. cruise. I am so excited. I could not have done this without you. Thank you all.

Let me get serious only for a second. Over the past four years I have visited many Karaoke Bars and met some great KJ/DJ's and some bad ones. I try to model myself after the good ones and I do not mind dropping names because I don't consider them as competiors, but friends and family. Bob Treffiletti (The Bob Treffiletti Project), Pam Trainer and Tammy LaBrake (U-Sing-U-Dance), Scott McNelis (KTENT1) Johnny Hodgkinson (Kustom Entertainment), Marie Slagen (Face The Music) and Cris and Collett Drennan (Spotted Cat Music). If you want to have a good time check these people out. Where and when? Find out for yourself. Hey how much of a plug do they want anyhow.

Remember Sat. May 23rd. 9 PM-1AM I will be back at Chris-Tina's trying to give you the best of all my mentors and throw in a little extra of my own. Hope to see you then.

Cute Kid Alert: Welcome to the Gun Show!

The apple does not fall far from the tree, kids. Behold:



She is shouting "WELCOME TO THE GUN SHOW!" in case you aren't sure.

I Heart Will Ferrell

No surprise to anyone who knows me, but I love me some Will Ferrell. Old School, Anchorman, Talladega Nights (shake-n-bake, baby!) all never fail to make me laugh. So I was thrilled that he was hosting the season finale of Saturday Night Live this past weekend.

I am not thrilled that none of the clips appear to be online yet. I specifically wanted the Celebrity Jeopardy skit, which brought back Norm MacDonald! I love him! There was also a great "Goodnight, Saigon" skit at the end. But, like I said, these are not online. Instead, please watch this one, which never fails to make me giggle because my own awesome dad drives a Dodge Stratus. Enjoy!

I've Been Around

Sorry I've been a little MIA this week, Musings readers. It's been kind of busy at work and I haven't really been home at night to blog either. Hopefully things will settle down next week and I can get into a more regular schedule.

Anyway, here are my latest runs - you can click the little grey arrow to scroll through them. The pacing is a little off because I still can't get the stupid band to calibrate, but it's close enough for my purposes. And hopefully for yours.

Scenes from The Train: Mel C. and DG Travel to the Burbs

This weekend, Dangordit and I traveled to Hotel Murphy to properly celebrate Cinco de Katie. Pics will be coming soon - but for now, you can entertain yourself with our BlackBerry Messenger chat conversations.

Participants:
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Mel C.,DG
Messages:
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Mel C.: Leaving work!
Mel C.: Mama is thirsty!
DG: I can get the beer, can u get pretzels?
Mel C.: Of course
Mel C.: Do you want one or two?
Mel C.: Holy fuck do I hate people
Mel C.: I am perfectly punctual!!!
Mel C.: I see you
DG: I'll have what u have. Where r u?
Mel C.: PING!!!

Participants:
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Mel C., Kate, DG
Messages:
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Kate: File: IMG00574.jpg (10 KB) (Editor's Note: This is a picture of sangria.)
Kate: Hello old friend
Kate: We meet again
Kate: Also, it just smells like alcohol
Kate: This has a magnum of red
Mel C.: That is a VAT of sangria!!!
Kate: And a cup each of vodka and brandy!!!
Mel C.: I will drink it
Mel C.: I just put it on fb!
Mel C.: We are totally on train!
Mel C.: Already had a pint
Mel C.: Opened 1st 24
Kate: I just ate a warm-up chicken finger!
Kate: Yay!!
Kate: And some diet soda
Kate: And all of the breakfast crap is at jackie's
Kate: I am SUPER excited
Kate: And now I will ping you
Kate: PING!!!
Mel C.: PING!!!
Mel C.: That's how its gonna be!
Mel C.: PING!!!
Kate: Ji
Kate: Hi
Kate: Phone broke
Kate: PING!!!
Kate: Phone was broken!!!
Kate: Don't shun me!
Mel C.: PING!!!
Mel C.: So lippy!
Mel C.: Not shunning!
Mel C.: Your phone broke! Don't yell at me!
Mel C.: PING!!!
Kate: I'm not yelling
Mel C.: Why does your phone keep breaking?
Kate: Whining in a loud voice maybe!
Mel C.: I ove you
Kate: I ove you too!
Mel C.: If you are whining, I am going to say "I can't hear you when you whine. Why don't you think about it and come back when you can talk without whining?"
Kate: Oh no
Kate: That's not really great
Mel C.: I have to pound a beer in 8 minutes
Kate: You can do it!
Kate: Why the time limit?
Kate: Just for sport?
System message: File sent: IMG00480.jpg. (Editor's Note: This is a picture of soft pretzel)
Mel C.: To stay on pace with my drinking
Kate: Oh good
Kate: How is the beer going?
Mel C.: Super good
Kate: Did dg ask you to conference?
System message: DG has been invited to join.
System message: DG has been added to the conversation.
Kate: Hi
Kate: Does everybody see this?
DG: Hey.
DG: Mel fucking rules.
Mel C.: I'm almost caught up
Mel C.: I keep snorting
DG: Hello?
Kate: Oh no!
Kate: Snorthing!
DG: I'm good now.
Kate: Where are you guys?
DG: Big time
Mel C.: Gordon is rationing my beers cause I just spilled all over my lap
DG: Snorthing! Ha!
Mel C.: Beer bogart!
Kate: Oh no!
Mel C.: So good
DG: Actually rationing b/c her Beer is still so heavy.
Kate: Tell him to give it back!
Mel C.: He's not listening
Kate: I will drink a beer tonight
Mel C.: One?
Kate: Maybe one
Mel C.: I am on the equivilent of my fourth
Kate: Also, where are you guys?
Kate: 4 is good
Mel C.: Gordon is snorting too!
Mel C.: Snorther!
DG: She is on her 5th if the can she's drinking/spilling is more than half gone.
Kate: Awesome
Kate: How many for you Gordon?
DG: Same as the girl.
DG: 1 ahead.
Kate: Wow
Kate: You guys are going to be awesome when you get here
Kate: What are we eating?
Kate: I am starving
Mel C.: Order for us
Mel C.: You know what we like
DG: Subs, homes! Do NOT order for me.
Kate: Melanie, you are having buffalo chicken cheesesteak
Kate: Gordon
Mel C.: Dg said he wants an italian hoagie
Mel C.: With a side of Bud Light
DG: I am eating Mel's sandwich then.
Kate: You are having italian hoagie
Kate: We are all having fries
Kate: And chips maybe?
Kate: Now
Mel C.: Boy, you abt to lose a finger then
Kate: Just fries
Mel C.: Now what?
DG: I 'll go ahead and order my own sandwich, which may or not be the Italian.
Kate: Okay, that's fine
Kate: I am pretty good at the ordering
Kate: But it's fine
Mel C.: Does mine have mozz?
Mel C.: Cause I want mozz
Kate: I will order it with mozzarella
DG: Ok - for me let's do the Italian w/ provolone, oil and vinegar, mayo, roasted peppers, salt and pepper.
Mel C.: And it has blue cheese and buffalo chick? And lettuce and tomato?
Mel C.: Now who is wing?
Mel C.: That's supposed to say "whining"
Kate: We will order when you get here
Kate: These are no longer my orders
Mel C.: I will eat whatever you present me
Mel C.: I almost just died over wing vs whining
Kate: Where are you?
DG: Which makes sense b/c THEY'RE NOT YER SANDWICHES!
Mel C.: 30th st
Kate: That's the 5 beers in a couple hours mel c
Mel C.: Hanging
Kate: I see you point dg
Kate: But here's the thing
Mel C.: I was chokin and chokin!
Kate: I am awesome at eating, thinking about eating, and ordering
Mel C.: And then laughichockn!
Mel C.: That was all blackberry
Kate: That makes me yaff
Kate: !
Mel C.: I typed all the necessary letters
Mel C.: For laughin and chokin
Mel C.: Dg is peeing
Mel C.: Again
Mel C.: He timed it so I can tell you how long btwn
Mel C.: Pants are so wet with bud light
Kate: What is the matter with that kid's bladder?
Kate: Seriously
Kate: Maybe it is like irritable bladder
Kate: Nona just did a big fart
Kate: And seems oblivious that she did it
Kate: Fun
Mel C.: Are you at Nona's now?
System message: File sent: IMG00486.jpg.
Mel C.: Where did you go?
DG: 23 minutes Kate!
Kate: At non's
Kate: Nona's
Kate: I am here dropping sal off
DG: WHAT?
DG: We don't see her tonight?!?
Kate: No way man
Kate: She is sleeping soon
DG: This is some weak shit.
Kate: She is super cranky at night
Kate: You're not missing anything
DG: Sounds like someone needs to focus on raising a Baby that can hang.
Kate: Except she is super cute in her jams
Kate: Alright
Kate: Talk to me when you have a spouse and a 3-year old
DG: Don't YOU get cranky now too.
Kate: Who is cranky?
Kate: Not me
DG: :)
Mel C.: Not me!!!!
Kate: I miss you guys
Mel C.: Except I wish my pants were less wet
Kate: So must be dg who is cranky
Kate: That also makes me yaff
Kate: We can do laundy
Mel C.: Oh no she din't!!!!
Kate: Laundry
DG: Mel McSnorty, am I cranky?
Mel C.: Mommy! You are yaffin so much!
Mel C.: Dg - can't decide if you are cranky over the snorting
Kate: And also, so many jeans are waiting for you!
Kate: I am yaffin so much
Kate: I am not cranky for any reason
Kate: I am hungry for subs
Mel C.: Did you order?
Mel C.: What is john gettin?
Kate: No
Kate: Will order when we get to train stattion
DG: In about 5 minutes? (Editor's Note: we aren't really paying attention and nearly miss our stop.)
Mel C.: Yes
Kate: Approaching train stattion
Mel C.: We are here

The Anniversary of Chicken Parm Friday

Musings readers - as you may or may not know, I recently declared May 1, "Chicken Parm Friday" and asked several of my friends to join in. I'm happy to report that several partook in the new tradition (which might be amended to the first Friday of every month because, well, delicious), but Dangordit took it to a higher level than I could have imagined. The kid does not disappoint. Behold his email below.

Tonight Dangordit and I head to Hotel Murphy to celebrate Cinco de Katie in the manner it was meant to be celebrated. I'm pretty sure the trip is not going to disappoint.

From: Dangordit
Date: Fri, May 1, 2009 at 9:05 PM
Subject: Happy Chicken Parm Day!
To: Mel C.

Thought you'd like these. Hope you've enjoyed the holiday.

Scenes from a Gym: Keep Your Opinions to Yourself, Please!

Mel C. enters the gym elevator, post-workout, wearing her 427th Strength Through Support shirt from her dad's 2008 deployment AND her headphones. Gym douchebag enters right behind her.

GDB: That's some shirt. Is that for someone in your family?
M: (Thinks: Oh good. Talking to strangers before 9:00 AM. My favorite.) Yes. My dad spent a year there.
GDB: Oh wow. That's amazing.
M: Thanks.
GDB: You know, Iraq is the largest producer of oil. Bush and Cheney blah blah blah.
M: (Thinks who said anything about Iraq?) blank stare
GDB: Afghanistan blah blah blah opium blah blah blah
M: (Thinks is this guy for real?) blank stare
GDB: I hate to burst the American bubble, but its all about business.
M: (Thinks he has got to be kidding me) Well, my dad and his unit were training security forces and building orphanages...
GDB: That's the thing. Blah blah blah the businesses and blah blah blah the corporations and blah blah blah.
M: Uh. Yeah. See ya.

Look, clearly, I have some strong and probably biased feelings on the subject. And I get that others might not feel the same. That's fine. So, let's just not discuss it. That's all. We can co-exist and just not talk about it. I generally don't discuss politics with friends or family. But I especially don't want to discuss politics with you if you are a stranger. At the gym. In the elevator. At 8:30 AM. I don't rant at you and you don't rant at me and everyone wins. Inappropriate!

Happy Cinco de Katie!

A Musings shout-out to faithful reader, Kate, who graced the world with her presence on this day back in the late 70s. And oh, what a happy day for all the rest of us!


This picture is from last summer's dangordit party. I'm really looking forward to seeing if I can recreate it this weekend. There will be sangria, so anything is possible!

A Taste of Summer

Had a really great weekend upstate. Went to Vernon Downs and played the ponies for a bit and eventually even won. Sunday walked along the Erie Canal and then had my very first soft-serve cone of the season. It was actually the hardest soft-serve I've ever had (that's what she said), but it was still delightfully satisfying (also, what she said).

Even Tiki got to have some summer loving with a cup of vanilla. Doesn't this picture just make you smile?

PS - Max, baby, you know I still love you. Don't be mad...

Reunited and It Probably Won't Feel So Good (at first)

So, tonight I am rekindling my love/hate relationship with Russ the Trainer. I pay money for him to make me do things I do not want to do so I hate him. But, then my pants look fantastic, so I love him. And really, the timing is perfect, because I just found out I'm going to Vegas in June so it might be time to ressurect Operation Steamy Hot in Vegas, aka Operation Try Not to Die at the Boilermaker. In honor of tonight's reunion, I am bringing back some of Musings greatest hits from this time last year.

May 7: Russ The Trainer Hates Me

May 12: Russ the Trainer Might Not Hate Me So Much (Operation Steamy Hot in Vegas Update)

and my favorite:

May 28: A One-Act Play Titled "Russ the Trainer is Trying to Kill Me"

Wish me luck, kids!

Let's Get Ready to Rumble!

Kudos to Kate for snapping this awesome picture as she was out and about this morning. As part of the Cinco de Katie celebration, Dan and I will be joining the Murphy's to run the Berwyn Victory Run, benefitting the Berwyn Veterans Memorial.

The real victory will be me finishing the race. But after last night's 3 mile run, I'm feeling good that victory will be mine!

Bane of My Existence

This is my subway exit. It is closed until further notice. That means I have to exit at the other end. So what, you say?

So that means four extra blocks of walking!!! On every day that I go home and don't go to the gym. UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!!! WTF, MTA???

And it's not like there is going to be an escalator up in there once they finish. Or one of those chair-lifts that old people put in their homes. Unacceptable.

I Went to the Suburbs and All I Got Were Moldy Buns

For the second weekend in a row, I went to the suburban oasis known as Casa de Los Fitzes. It really is super fabulous there. I sleep the sleep of the dead, Max is always ready to cuddle and there is shopping and good food. Pretty much everything I love in a weekend.

On Friday night, Andrew was out so Christine and I took the opportunity to go a favorite restaurant of suburban girls everywhere (or at least the Northeast) - Friendly's. We salivated over the menu. We hemmed and hawed about which delicious thing to order. Initially I was going to get a salad, then maybe a wrap. I finally settled on the Kickin' Buffalo Chicken Sandwich and Christine got the Crispy Chicken Salad with ranch dressing. I made a fatal error and she ended up the winner.

Scene from a Friendly's Restaurant

Melanie: Mozzarella sticks are good.
Christine: Yes.
M: French fries are good. Would you like one?
C: Oh, sure. If you are offering. Tasty.
M (halfway through sandwich): Oh no. My bread has mold on it.
C: What? WTF?
M: WTF?
Waitress: Oh my goodness. That is disgusting. I'm going to take that off. (Editor's Note: I think she means off the bill, Christine thinks she means maybe just off the plate.)
C: Do you want some of my salad?
M: No, thanks.
C: Are you sure? I'm done.
M: Oh, maybe just a few bites. (Editor's Note: It is delicious.)
W: I'm so sorry. That is so gross. Would you like anything else?
M & C: Oh, that isn't going to stop us from ordering ice cream. Two sundaes, please.
W: Okay, here is your bill. I took off the sandwich and the ice cream. I am sorry again. That is disgusting. Your sundaes are in the freezer.
M & C (in stunned disbelief): Wow. Thank you.
M & C (after waitress walks away): That is awesome. We have to leave a good tip.
Manager: I hear there was a problem with your food.
M: Yeah, the bread was moldy.
Mgr: I'm very sorry. I don't know why she didn't catch that. (Editor's Note: Why didn't the cook catch it? The waitress should be able to assume the bread isn't moldy.) I believe you (Editor's note: uh, thanks?). I'm really surprised not just because I work here, but because this is the only place I've worked where the food was fresh. (Editor's Note: Christine wants list of every where else he's worked so she can stay away.) Can we get you anything else?
M & C: No, thank you.
Mgr: Next time you are in, ask for me. I will make your dinner myself and give you free dessert.
M & C: Uh. Thanks.

Christine and I get our sundaes out from the freezer (so awesome) and die laughing the entire way home. We let our tummys rest for a while, then assault them with delicious ice cream.

End scene.

Saturday was spent shopping, where I got a killer dress for Maureen's wedding at Lord & Taylor and Christine and I refrained from getting any matching clothes at Old Navy. I was so exhausted by the time we got back to the house that I ended up staying another night.

La Casa de Los Fitzes es muy bueno!

Song Obsession: Poker Face

So, I've been mocking Molly for a little while now because she seemed to be a little too invested in Lady Gaga. Not that she's a fan, per se, but she certainly knew an awful lot about Ms. Gaga.

Well, all that has come back to haunt me because I am OBSESSED with song, Poker Face. Behold:



Try and tell me that shit isn't catchy.

Music to My Ears?

I was treated to the musical stylings in the video below on my way home from the 'burbs this weekend. I found it mildly enjoyable. Similar acts can sometimes fill me with instant rage - particularly when I'm commuting to/from work. That time of day is no time for impromptu music on the train.

Also, the video quality kind of sucks. I didn't want to be obvious that I was recording the guy, because then I would have felt compelled to give him money.

Suburban Fun (Part Deux)

So I tried to do a mobile upload of this video on Friday night, but it didn't work. Anyway, here it is now, so you can see Max REALLY is the cutest.

April 20 is a Good Day

It's a big day for the Musings extended family.

Happy Birthday, Lorraine! (and check out her kicky new Locks of Love haircut! So pretty!)


And Happy 7th Anniversary to the Murphy's!

A New Addition to the Musings Family

Please help me welcome Fred Thompson, the Big Red fish. He came home with me today!

Suburban Fun

Max is the cutest!

Culture Corner: Review of Desire Under the Elms

Last night Jason and I went to see Desire Under the Elms, starring Brian Dennehy, Carla Gugino and Pablo Schreiber. We easily came to a consensus on the review. Behold:

1. It's not their fault it sucked.
2. Where's the sheriff?

The show only began in previews this week, so maybe it's still going through some growing pains. But, oh my, was it EVER painful.

Mel C. Runs (Some More)

I'm still learning how to use my Nike+ SportBand and have been trying like heck to get a calibration run. To get a calibration run, you are supposed to run at a fixed pace for a known distance. So, that's what I've been trying. I did two miles tonight, but did the first mile at a steady running pace. I came home, all psyched that I'd finally gotten it. Only to find out, not so much. No usable runs were found. So sad.

At any rate, I ran for the first mile straight and did a run/walk combo for the second mile and finished in about 30 minutes. I only "tracked" the first mile on the Nike+ SportBand, so that's all you'll see in what I hope is my Nike+ widget here.

Culture Corner: Review of Mary Poppins

By now you probably realize that I love a giant Broadway production. So when Jason, Kristen, Kara and I went to see Mary Poppins, I thought we'd at least get that. It's effin Disney, for heaven's sake! I mean, does it get any better than that? Turns out, it kind of does. Young Frankenstein was better. Wicked was better. Many simpler productions were better.

I expected more. I wanted more. I should have gotten more.

Don't get me wrong - some of it was great. The cast was super talented, particularly the kids who were so adorable they practically made my ovaries hurt. The sets and costumes were amazing. And the couple of big numbers were great - but they could have done more. They should have done more. More big dance numbers!

I don't remember the movie all that well, but if felt as though some things were added (probably to make it "fresh") but those scenes didn't actually add anything. The show didn't do enough and yet, oddly, at the same time - the play was too long. There was a horribly scary number and some pretty boring numbers too. I'd been lukewarm abt seeing this show from the start. Maybe I should have trusted my instincts.

Jason says: Let's - go - fly - a - kite...I mean, I LOVE Mary Poppins, but I almost would have preferred to go fly a kite that Wednesday night. The company I saw it with was enjoyable. It was an ok play. A few scenes were very cool (Supercali....for example). Otherwise, I'd say see it if you have the time and nothing else to do one night, as long as the tickets are cheap.

New Shows This Week

Mid-season is upon us and our television viewing habits. Here are some highlights.

Cupid (ABC) - a couple weeks ago - I was going to watch, but then decided not to do it. I just think it'll get yanked just as I'm getting attached.

In the Motherhood (ABC) - a couple weeks ago - Cheryl Hines, Megan Mullally and Horatio Sanz are all in this not-so-great show.

Surviving Suburbia (ABC) - this past Monday - Bob Saget, but I'm not watching.

Rescue Me (ABC) - last night - Supposed to be a great show but I've never seen it. Someday I'll work my way through the show on DVD.

The Unusuals (ABC) - April 8 (yeah, tonight) - A cop show with Amber Tamblyn (from Joan of Arcadia, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, and back in the day, General Hospital)

Parks and Recreation (NBC) - Amy Poehler's new show that I'm super excited about and that was before I started following her castmate Aziz Ansari on Twitter.

Harper's Island (CBS) - April 9 - I'm excited about this one because we know it's only a 13-week commitment. No more. No less. Perfect.

Southland (NBC) - April 9 - Another cop show, but with Benjamin McKenzie (The O.C.)

Prison Break (Fox) - April 17 - new night for this show. I think it's the beginning of the end, as I think I saw that the season finale will also be the series finale. It had a great run and I'm looking forward to seeing how it ends.

Law & Order: Criminal Intent (USA) - April 19 - Jeff Goldblum joins the cast!

In Plain Sight (USA) - April 19 - Second season of this great series.

Adjust your DVRs accordingly!

My Baby Turned One and I Forgot

My how time flies. It's been nearly 13 months since I started this mess. I'm still not sure it's interesting, but I am sure I'm having fun. My baby and I have really grown a lot over this past year and we've learned a few things too.

Click here to see how it all began.

Thanks to y'all for sticking by us. I hope we can continue to entertain you for many more to come.

The Heat is ON!

I've been talking for a year about how I hope to run the 2009 Boilermaker, scheduled for July 12. Or, roughly 96 days/13.7 weeks from now. I mean, if my 61-year-old father can run it, what's my excuse? No offense, Dad. So, I've been meaning to start training. I've been to the gym twice in the past two weeks, sidelined temporarily by 1. a hangover (week one) and 2. the flu (week two). But I'm hopeful that this week I can really get a plan in motion.

Kate's had good success with Hal Higdon's training plans, so I started there. And then I found a modified (slower) version of his plan here, so I think I'm on the right track.


No choice now. Registered. Crap. Time to do this, bitches.

First milestone? A 5K on May 9 as part of the Cinco de Katie celebration. Or as Shirtless Dangordit has started calling it - Cinco de 5Katie. It's going to be so good.

Best Show You're Not Watching: Friday Night Lights

Here is my new favorite scene from Friday Night Lights, and possibly TV, for all-time.

Mother/Daughter Talk For the Ages

The acting in this show is just absolutely amazing. Beyond amazing. It makes me want to move to Texas almost. Kyle Chandler (he especially has down that "coach" walk and jaw set I always imagine on Texas football coaches) and Connie Britton are genius and most of the kids are awesome too.

The show just got renewed for two more seasons, I think. Two more wonderful, wonderful seasons.

Weekend Highlight: Jim Gaffigan on Comedy Central

To get ready for My Boys triumphant return to TBS on March 31, you can warm up with Jim Gaffigan's latest special on Comedy Central on March 29. I tend to find him rather hilarious and think you might too!

Excellence in Advertising: Heineken

I have seen this on American television, but can only find the foreign version on YouTube. Don't worry. You'll understand.

Culture Corner: Review of The American Plan

During Melanie Gras 2009, Jason, Kara and I went to see The American Plan. This one will have you talking for weeks to come. That's what it said in the review that Jason read. The beginning of the play was a little slow, but we watched and we waited. And when we least expected it, the lady behind us "whispered" to her husband, "THIS is what is going to happen." And Jason, Kara and I all sat there and watched and thought "crap. THAT is what is going to happen." And then it happened and was anti-climatic for us all. At least, those of us within ear shot of that lady.

What else do I have to say about this? It was a good play, but I felt the second act seemed rush. A lot happened, but I would have liked to see some items flushed out more, a little more explanation of how we got from A to C. Honestly? If we hadn't been told we'd be talking about it, I don't think we would have been talking about it.

Jason says: "___________ " (I still don't know exactly what to say about it, except that I honestly can say I enjoyed this one.)

You're Going to Need to be More Specific

Dear Girl Walking Behind Me,

Using Starbucks as a landmark when walking through midtown Manhattan does not even remotely indicate that you are heading in the right direction.

Good luck!

Love,
Mel C.

Un-Happy Anniversary - Assault on the Penthouse

So, as you many of you know, two weeks ago I was assaulted in my kitchen. So what if my attacker was only four inches long? He was an uninvited guest, in my kitchen, eating my food and he scared the bejeezus out of me. Today I tell my tale.

Assault on the Penthouse: A Story of Mel C. and a Mouse Named Jerry
Setting: Spacious kitchen in the penthouse
Time of day: Ass early, pre-caffeine

I get out of bed after hitting snooze a dozen times. Kate calls to chat about our schedules and I head to my spacious kitchen, unaware that my attacker is laying (lying?) in wait. I turn on the water for tea, listening to Kate describe her plans for the day, our regular morning routine. I reach for my delicious high-fiber English muffins, being kept fresh in a Ziploc bag. Something in the bag moves. I am puzzled. English muffins do not move. Nothing in that bag should move. Nothing in the penthouse should move, except me and even that is rare. (Please keep in mind - all of this happens in the span of about 2 minutes total.)

To recap: Ziploc bag of English muffins is moving at 7:30 in the morning, before caffeine. This is not good. Upon seeing movement in the bag, I put it back on the counter and take a step back to think. I want to get that bag and its contents out of the kitchen. Getting it out of the kitchen requires 1. touching the bag, and 2. walking through the living room and dangerously close to the bedroom and that only gets me to the hallway, not out of the building. I don't know if the bag is open or if it has a hole and if it has a hole, I do not know where the hole is located. Not acceptable. Too much room for something to go wrong.

I try to tell myself that maybe I'm just seeing things. That maybe nothing moved. Maybe it was all in my head. Tramautically, before I can think much further, my attacker launches from the bag, down the counter, onto the floor and to heaven knows where! I scream bloody hell! Kate wonders what on earth just happened! Shaking, I recount the story. Jerry is back. Jerry, who terrorized me when I lived in my studio, has found me. My first instinct is to leave my apartment and never look back, but even I recognize that is not a very practical solution. I need to shower. I need to go to my job that pays me. I need to RECLAIM MY APARTMENT. I'm at work and he is in the penthouse and he is probably touching my stuff and watching my DVR! He probably deleted those episodes of Tool Academy! I'll never get those back!

Jerry is going down.

Except not really, because I am gripped with a paralyzing fear of Jerry.

I discuss the assault with everyone. Everyone. I go online (HUGE mistake) to try and learn how to keep Jerry away. I am given glue traps that I pray are never used. EVER. I don't want to catch Jerry, I just want him to not come back. Oh, I know I can't blame Jerry. I got cocky up here in the penthouse. Previous tenant had a cat. It's so far up from the basement. He'll never find me here. But he did. Sally tells Kate, "Aunt Mehnane going to show that mouse who is bossy." And I do. I stomp around in my shoes, clapping as I go from room to room. I kick my kitchen cabinets when I get home, so he knows that play time is over. I plug in sonic mouse repellers. I eat canned food and whatever isn't canned is kept in a plastic tote. I sleep with the TV on. (This backfires slightly one morning, when a character on All My Children is whispering and I think someone is in the room whispering to me and I nearly have a heart attack.) I make Kristen come over to keep me company while I clean under my cabinets. I figure she can go for back-up if I get attacked again.

Today, it has been two weeks since the initial assault. Knock on wood, I have not seen any further evidence of Jerry's presence. No, seriously. Knock on wood. I am paranoid and terrified about this stuff. I can only hope that I, too, scared the bejeezus out of him and he has moved on to greener pastures. Or houses that are foolishly leaving their English muffins in Ziploc bags instead of under lock and key in the refrigerator. Fools!

You Better WORK!

So, do you want to know how I'll be spending my Sunday? With a marathon of RuPaul's Drag Race on Logo. It's like the TV gods are smiling down on me...

More Gay & Lesbian Videos At LogoOnline.com

On Location: Salt

Taken outside my building as I left work this week. I was too lazy to get any closer so I don't know if Angelina or Liev were around, but I'm assuming yes. As a matter of fact, we're probably having dinner tomorrow...

Sign of the Apocalypse: What is Carrie Underwood Wearing?

Seriously. First of all - that thing on the front of the dress. And then, the hat? Hair clip? Barrette? What is going on here, people?

Whatcha Gonna Do, Brother?

She's a smart girl. I really think it's the hand gestures that sell it.



And no, I do not know her. God Bless the Internet.

Coming Soon to a Theater Near You

Well, actually, probably not all that soon since this week it is being filmed in my work neighborhood - Salt. Starring Angelina Jolie and Liev Schreiber, the film synopsis from IMDB:

When CIA officer Evelyn Salt is outed as a Russian sleeper spy, she evades capture by those who are convinced she's aiming to assassinate the president.

Sounds promising. And not just because maybe you'll be able to catch a glimpse of me in the far, FAR, way background.

Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

Too cute not to share!

Donor's Choose Challenge Pay-off: Today a Tomato Tours the Nation's Capital

You may recall back in October, I mentioned the Tomato Nation Donor's Choose challenge. In the month of October, readers of the Tomato Nation blog helped raise $111,352 for schools. It was kind of awesome. I can't go to the Donor's Choose site and not cry while reading the proposals. I donated to a frog dissection project and got the sweetest batch of letters and photos in return. I hated dissecting frogs - but I would have never known that if I hadn't had the chance. Now some kids in Chicago get to decide for themselves too.

At any rate, the blog's author, Sarah Bunting, will be touring landmarks in Washington, DC today. Dressed in a tomato costume. Just like she promised she would if her readers raised over $100,000. Last year she danced in Rockefeller Center in the costume. This year, the show goes on the road.

You can follow the Twitter feed (and pictures), here. Right now, she still seems to be on the NJ Turnpike.

Shirtless Dangordit About to Become Hairless Dangordit

This just in from the one and only Shirtless Dangordit. He really is one in a million.

St. Patrick's Day is also St. Baldrick's Day this year! On Tuesday the 17th, I'll be having my head shaved to help raise money for childhood cancer research.

I hope that you'll support this important cause by making a donation on my head. Cancer is the #1 disease killer of children in North America, and more than 160,000 kids are diagnosed each year. Since 2000, St. Baldrick's has been working to change that. The foundation has raised nearly $30 million in just the last two years.

If you can, please come to Jim Brady's (75 Maiden Lane) around 4:00 on Tuesday to watch and cheer me on. Whether or not you can be there, I hope you’ll support me – both in spirit and with a donation. All my donors’ names (unless anonymous) will appear on my page of the St. Baldrick’s website.

To give online, go to http://www.stbaldricks.org/, click on “Donate” and search for my name as the participant to support (I think this link will take you directly to my page: http://www.stbaldricks.org/participants/shavee_info.php?ParticipantKey=2009-345668). Or you can donate by phone at (888) 899-BALD, or write a check to “St. Baldrick’s Foundation.” I’m happy to collect pledges at work, too.

If you want to volunteer or get more involved, please let me know. We’re going to have some serious fun, Shaving the Way to Conquer Kids’ Cancer!

Best,
Dan

Every little bit helps, so if you can, spare a dime. I'll be making a donation after payday and the luscious locks below will soon be a thing of the past (his, not mine).

I'm Not As Young as I Once Was

So, I haven't posted since my birthday. The real reason for this is that I am probably lazy or possibly I have that seasonal disorder that makes you sad when it is cloudy, BUT I like to think it is because I partied like a rock star (that part is true) for so long that I'm STILL recovering. The long recovery time is probably due to a combo of "lazy" and "in my 30s."

Things that Musings readers have to look forward to:

• Brief recap of Melanie Gras 2009 (10ish days of fun, friends and food)
• The return of Culture Corner (33 Variations, American Plan, Mary Poppins)
• The return of Book Corner (I swear I've read something since the Green Mile) and an update to the sidebar (I'm already Twittering (tweeting?) my ass off!)
• Television thoughts (24, Lie to Me, Celebrity Apprentice, RuPaul's Drag Race, America's Next Top Model, Dancing with the Stars, American Idol and a whole host of other shows that you probably aren't watching)
• Assault at The Penthouse: A Story of Mel C. and a mouse named Jerry (please say a prayer that this is a one-part story)

Sorry that it's been so long, but hopefully I can be back on track now.

Happy Birthday to Me!

Who could be sad about a birthday when you are greeted with this in the morning?



Yes, I know it is sideways. No, I do not know how to fix it. It isn't that long of a video, so deal with it. It's worth it.

Playlist: Melanie Gras 2009

Unveiled at last - the 2009 Melanie Gras playlist. Those of you joining me out tomorrow will get your very own copy!

1. Best of What's Around - Dave Matthews Band
2. Groove is in the Heart - Dee-Lite
3. Paul McCartney - Scissor Sisters
4. In the Ayer - Flo Rida
5. Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It) - Beyonce
6. When I Grow Up - Pussycat Dolls
7. P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing) - Michael Jackson
8. Give It to Me - Rick James
9. Womanizer - Britney Spears
10. Leavin' - Jesse McCartney
11. Toxic (Version Revisited) - Mark Ronson
12. American Boy - Estelle (featuring Kanye West)
13. Too Funky - George Michael
14. Lovelight - Robbie Williams
15. All I Want to Do - Sugarland
16. I'm Yours - Jason Mraz
17. Hold On, I'm Coming - Sam & Dave
18. (Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher & Higher - Jackie Wilson
19. Lie in Our Graves - Dave Matthews Band
20. Tripping Billies - Dave Matthews Band

Playlist: Melanie Gras 2008 - Road Trip to Utica!

The playlist for Melanie Gras 2009 gets released tomorrow, but in the meantime, here's last year's playlist to keep you company. Jason absolutely loved listening to this 27 times on our way back and forth to Utica. Right, Jay?

1. Golden - Jill Scott
2. Just Fine - Mary J. Blige
3. Stronger - Kanye West
4. Dance Floor Anthem - Good Charlotte
5. Criminal - Fiona Apple
6. Gimmie More - Britney Spears
7. Smile - Lily Allen (Note: The Mark Ronson remix is better, but I hadn't discovered it by then.)
8. Makes Me Wonder - Maroon 5
9. The More Boys I Meet - Carrie Underwood
10. Big Girl (You Are Beautiful) - Mika
11. Do It Well - J. Lo (featuring Ludacris)
12. Dance, Dance - Fall Out Boy
13. Cobrastyle - Teddybears (featuring Mad Cobra)
14. Freedom - Robbie Williams (a remake of the George Michael song)
15. Stop - Spice Girls
16. Nothin Better to Do - LeAnn Rimes
17. Relax Take It Easy - Mika
18. Uptight (Everything's Alright) - Stevie Wonder