Scenes from The Train: Mel C. and DG Travel to the Burbs

This weekend, Dangordit and I traveled to Hotel Murphy to properly celebrate Cinco de Katie. Pics will be coming soon - but for now, you can entertain yourself with our BlackBerry Messenger chat conversations.

Participants:
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Mel C.,DG
Messages:
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Mel C.: Leaving work!
Mel C.: Mama is thirsty!
DG: I can get the beer, can u get pretzels?
Mel C.: Of course
Mel C.: Do you want one or two?
Mel C.: Holy fuck do I hate people
Mel C.: I am perfectly punctual!!!
Mel C.: I see you
DG: I'll have what u have. Where r u?
Mel C.: PING!!!

Participants:
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Mel C., Kate, DG
Messages:
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Kate: File: IMG00574.jpg (10 KB) (Editor's Note: This is a picture of sangria.)
Kate: Hello old friend
Kate: We meet again
Kate: Also, it just smells like alcohol
Kate: This has a magnum of red
Mel C.: That is a VAT of sangria!!!
Kate: And a cup each of vodka and brandy!!!
Mel C.: I will drink it
Mel C.: I just put it on fb!
Mel C.: We are totally on train!
Mel C.: Already had a pint
Mel C.: Opened 1st 24
Kate: I just ate a warm-up chicken finger!
Kate: Yay!!
Kate: And some diet soda
Kate: And all of the breakfast crap is at jackie's
Kate: I am SUPER excited
Kate: And now I will ping you
Kate: PING!!!
Mel C.: PING!!!
Mel C.: That's how its gonna be!
Mel C.: PING!!!
Kate: Ji
Kate: Hi
Kate: Phone broke
Kate: PING!!!
Kate: Phone was broken!!!
Kate: Don't shun me!
Mel C.: PING!!!
Mel C.: So lippy!
Mel C.: Not shunning!
Mel C.: Your phone broke! Don't yell at me!
Mel C.: PING!!!
Kate: I'm not yelling
Mel C.: Why does your phone keep breaking?
Kate: Whining in a loud voice maybe!
Mel C.: I ove you
Kate: I ove you too!
Mel C.: If you are whining, I am going to say "I can't hear you when you whine. Why don't you think about it and come back when you can talk without whining?"
Kate: Oh no
Kate: That's not really great
Mel C.: I have to pound a beer in 8 minutes
Kate: You can do it!
Kate: Why the time limit?
Kate: Just for sport?
System message: File sent: IMG00480.jpg. (Editor's Note: This is a picture of soft pretzel)
Mel C.: To stay on pace with my drinking
Kate: Oh good
Kate: How is the beer going?
Mel C.: Super good
Kate: Did dg ask you to conference?
System message: DG has been invited to join.
System message: DG has been added to the conversation.
Kate: Hi
Kate: Does everybody see this?
DG: Hey.
DG: Mel fucking rules.
Mel C.: I'm almost caught up
Mel C.: I keep snorting
DG: Hello?
Kate: Oh no!
Kate: Snorthing!
DG: I'm good now.
Kate: Where are you guys?
DG: Big time
Mel C.: Gordon is rationing my beers cause I just spilled all over my lap
DG: Snorthing! Ha!
Mel C.: Beer bogart!
Kate: Oh no!
Mel C.: So good
DG: Actually rationing b/c her Beer is still so heavy.
Kate: Tell him to give it back!
Mel C.: He's not listening
Kate: I will drink a beer tonight
Mel C.: One?
Kate: Maybe one
Mel C.: I am on the equivilent of my fourth
Kate: Also, where are you guys?
Kate: 4 is good
Mel C.: Gordon is snorting too!
Mel C.: Snorther!
DG: She is on her 5th if the can she's drinking/spilling is more than half gone.
Kate: Awesome
Kate: How many for you Gordon?
DG: Same as the girl.
DG: 1 ahead.
Kate: Wow
Kate: You guys are going to be awesome when you get here
Kate: What are we eating?
Kate: I am starving
Mel C.: Order for us
Mel C.: You know what we like
DG: Subs, homes! Do NOT order for me.
Kate: Melanie, you are having buffalo chicken cheesesteak
Kate: Gordon
Mel C.: Dg said he wants an italian hoagie
Mel C.: With a side of Bud Light
DG: I am eating Mel's sandwich then.
Kate: You are having italian hoagie
Kate: We are all having fries
Kate: And chips maybe?
Kate: Now
Mel C.: Boy, you abt to lose a finger then
Kate: Just fries
Mel C.: Now what?
DG: I 'll go ahead and order my own sandwich, which may or not be the Italian.
Kate: Okay, that's fine
Kate: I am pretty good at the ordering
Kate: But it's fine
Mel C.: Does mine have mozz?
Mel C.: Cause I want mozz
Kate: I will order it with mozzarella
DG: Ok - for me let's do the Italian w/ provolone, oil and vinegar, mayo, roasted peppers, salt and pepper.
Mel C.: And it has blue cheese and buffalo chick? And lettuce and tomato?
Mel C.: Now who is wing?
Mel C.: That's supposed to say "whining"
Kate: We will order when you get here
Kate: These are no longer my orders
Mel C.: I will eat whatever you present me
Mel C.: I almost just died over wing vs whining
Kate: Where are you?
DG: Which makes sense b/c THEY'RE NOT YER SANDWICHES!
Mel C.: 30th st
Kate: That's the 5 beers in a couple hours mel c
Mel C.: Hanging
Kate: I see you point dg
Kate: But here's the thing
Mel C.: I was chokin and chokin!
Kate: I am awesome at eating, thinking about eating, and ordering
Mel C.: And then laughichockn!
Mel C.: That was all blackberry
Kate: That makes me yaff
Kate: !
Mel C.: I typed all the necessary letters
Mel C.: For laughin and chokin
Mel C.: Dg is peeing
Mel C.: Again
Mel C.: He timed it so I can tell you how long btwn
Mel C.: Pants are so wet with bud light
Kate: What is the matter with that kid's bladder?
Kate: Seriously
Kate: Maybe it is like irritable bladder
Kate: Nona just did a big fart
Kate: And seems oblivious that she did it
Kate: Fun
Mel C.: Are you at Nona's now?
System message: File sent: IMG00486.jpg.
Mel C.: Where did you go?
DG: 23 minutes Kate!
Kate: At non's
Kate: Nona's
Kate: I am here dropping sal off
DG: WHAT?
DG: We don't see her tonight?!?
Kate: No way man
Kate: She is sleeping soon
DG: This is some weak shit.
Kate: She is super cranky at night
Kate: You're not missing anything
DG: Sounds like someone needs to focus on raising a Baby that can hang.
Kate: Except she is super cute in her jams
Kate: Alright
Kate: Talk to me when you have a spouse and a 3-year old
DG: Don't YOU get cranky now too.
Kate: Who is cranky?
Kate: Not me
DG: :)
Mel C.: Not me!!!!
Kate: I miss you guys
Mel C.: Except I wish my pants were less wet
Kate: So must be dg who is cranky
Kate: That also makes me yaff
Kate: We can do laundy
Mel C.: Oh no she din't!!!!
Kate: Laundry
DG: Mel McSnorty, am I cranky?
Mel C.: Mommy! You are yaffin so much!
Mel C.: Dg - can't decide if you are cranky over the snorting
Kate: And also, so many jeans are waiting for you!
Kate: I am yaffin so much
Kate: I am not cranky for any reason
Kate: I am hungry for subs
Mel C.: Did you order?
Mel C.: What is john gettin?
Kate: No
Kate: Will order when we get to train stattion
DG: In about 5 minutes? (Editor's Note: we aren't really paying attention and nearly miss our stop.)
Mel C.: Yes
Kate: Approaching train stattion
Mel C.: We are here