The 2008 Scripps National Spelling Bee (brought to you by Jason)

I was out boozing it up like it was my job on Friday night, but Jason was kind enough to guest blog the 2008 Scripps National Spelling Bee. Everything below is his work. Thanks, Jason!

As it's A-P-P-A-R-E-N-T that I have no life to be home watching TV on a Friday night, the night that Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda hit the big screen, I decided to take that one step F-U-R-T-H-E-R and watch The 2008 Scripps National Spelling Bee.

Here's what I learned:

1. I now have C-O-N-F-I-R-M-A-T-I-O-N that I have no life.
2. I can't spell for sh#$.
3. I'm actually NOT a dork or loser, not now, nor when I was a younger kid.
4. In order to spell, I need to B-R-E-A-T-H-E heavy.
5. I could never be friends with a Spelling Bee finalist.
6. I'm not a numnut, nor know what a "numnah" is.
7. If I was an amateur photographer, this would sure be my first breakthrough, I mean, look at the excitement on their faces...imagine being honored for your
   P-H-O-T-O-G-R-A-P-H-I-C-A-L genius at a spelling bee.
8. I still have no life.
9. If only back in 8th grade, I E-X-C-E-L-L-E-D more in spelling, who knew that 15 years later, I could've made my television debut as a co-host, AT A SPELLING BEE, to Tom Bergeron.
10. I need to stock up on more alcohol for next years Bee B-E-F-O-R-E-H-A-N-D, because I surely ran out this year halfway thru the Bee.

Come on Fitz, I'm waiting for your C-O-M-M-u-N-T. Damn, I'm out...