Watchings for Wednesday

Survivor (CBS) - I told you yesterday. It's not my fault if you weren't paying attention.

America's Next Top Model (CW) - BENNY NINJA! He's the best. He taught me last season that you should always walk like you're on the runway with a soundtrack in your head. As you do. He's also like a professional voguer or something.

Supernanny (ABC) - I always fear the future of humanity after watching this show. As someone with no kids, I'm not sure I'm qualified to sit in judgment, but sitting in judgment is sort of what I do best.

American Idol (Fox) - Results show. Tape it so you can watch whatever horrific group sing they've concocted. And then fast-forward through the other 55 minutes to find out who is leaving.

Men in Trees (ABC)/Law & Order (NBC) - Both staples in my viewing rotation. Men in Trees is quirky, funny, light-hearted (usually). Law & Order is an institution.

Top Chef (Bravo) - They're in Chicago and have already done deep-dish pizza. I wonder what they'll do for the rest of the season.

Late Night Highlights - Pacey (Joshua Jackson) on Craig Ferguson! Repeat of Adam Carolla and Julianne Hough on Kimmel.